Step 1:
Be a guy.
Step 2:
Have hair that grows and that needs to be cut about every six weeks.
Step 3:
Buy a hair clipper set. The most expensive set at Wal-Mart three years ago was about $21.00.
Step 4:
Attach a mirror to the door that goes from the garage into the house.
Step 5:
Attach a plastic guide to the clippers depending on the length you want your hair at various points.
Step 6:
Guide the clippers all over your head from a bunch of different directions.
Step 7:
Suck up all the loose hairs with a dustbuster, shop vac, or some other sucking device.
Step 8:
Do the math.
26 (number of 6-week periods in 3 years) times $15 (approximate cost of one haircut with a tip) minus $21 (cost of a set of clippers) equals $369.
2 comments:
Well, if you spend the $2,000 it costs to come to the Philippines and back home again, I'll throw in a haircut for FREE - if you're a guy.
I wish I was a guy so I could save $369 a year. I don't think your haircut would look very good on me. Nice job!
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