HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR SWEETHEART IN A GOOD WAY (PART 2)

Follow the same steps found in Part 1 but select a different love song such as, for example, “You Send Me”, recorded by Sam Cooke in 1957.

My version was a bit different than the one Sam Cooke performed on Dick Clark's American Bandstand.

Darling, you send me
I know you send me
Darling, you send me
Honest you do
Honest you do
Honest you do
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

You send me
I know you send me
Darling, you send me
To take out the trash
To vacuum the floor
To run to the store
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

You send me
I know you send me
Darling, you send me
To wash dirty plates
To wash all the clothes
To go make the bed
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

You send me
I know you send me
Darling, you send me
To swing by the bank
To fill up the tank
To buy some ice cream
To unplug the sink
To go make some coffee
But first grind the beans
To rake all the leaves
To sweep off the porch
To fold all the socks
To wipe off the stove
To answer the phone
To turn up the heat
To pull all the weeds
To lock all the doors
To warm up the car
To water the plants
To clean off the desk
To pick up a pizza
To mow the front lawn
To wash the windows
Honest you do
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

You send me
Honest you do

(Guitar chords available upon request)

The group dines before I sing my second serenade of the evening.

.

The group listens.

Debra again functions as a human music stand while using her face to reveal embarrassment.

Sometimes tears of embarrassment must be wiped away in the middle of a song.